A Round For The House
A drunk walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, buy everyone in the house...
Turkey Football
The pro football team had just finished theirdaily practice session when a large turkey...
On Jeopardy
On Jeopardy…TREBEK: The category is “Political Subversion”. The answer is: Thisentity is dedicated to...
Angry Truck Driver
A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a...
Stolen Car
Stolen Car A man walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with...
From a Southwest Airlines employee….
From a Southwest Airlines employee….”Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your...
Dating Terms
LOVE AT 1st SIGHT – what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely...
One of the life’s mysteries
One of the life’s mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can...
Old Sailor
An old sailor goes to a brothel, where he chooses his girl and begins.”How...
The big test!
An older couple had a son, who was still living with them. The parents...