Refrigerated Pussy
On the eve of her wedding, the bride-to-be confessed to her best friend that...
What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.
Abortion Bill
Did ya hear what President Clinton had to say about the Abortion Bill? Ah...
Darwin Awards- 1999
DARWIN AWARD RUNNERS-UP: #1 – LOS ANGELES, CA. Ani Saduki, 33, and his brother...
Skydiving
A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out of the plane...
Jeff the Bellboy
Three couples got married and spent their honeymoons at the same hotel, where they...
Clear Weather?
As a couple sat in the living room, watching TV, the phone rang.The husband...
A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember…
A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember which was which. A neighbor...
The blind date had not been all that great and…
The blind date hadn’t been all that great and she was relieved the evening...
A young girl is with her dad at the barbers…
A young girl is with her dad at the barbers eating somecandy, when it...