The guide to wife translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...
The Colonel’s Order
A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: “Tomorrow evening at approximately...
Rude Nusery Rhymes!
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wallHumpty Dumpty had a great fallAll the kings horses...
Dead Blonde In A Closet
Q: What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A: The 1984 Hide...
You might be a redneck if…ID
Someone asks to see your I.D. and you show them your belt buckle.
The Psychiatric Hotline
“Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.”If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If...
Thinnest World’s Book Is…
What is the thinnest book in the world?What men know about women.
New Year’s Resolutions
New Year’s Resolutions for Internet Junkies…I will try to figure out why I *really*...
The Ongoing Note
Joe woke up one morning with an enormous boner and looked for his wife,...
Cliffhanger
Once upon a time there were two men who had gone cliff climbing. Suddenly,...