How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?
How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)
Why dont mexicans have barbeques?
Why don’t mexicans have barbeques?the beans keep slipping through the grill.
It’s Dark In Here
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...
Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon…
Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon, “I wish I...
Little Johnny and Venus Statue
The teacher, brought a Venus statue in class and asks: “What do you like...
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks…
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks:Guy: Can I...
looking for bookworms
|Why did the sparrow go to the library?It was looking for bookworms!
Everybody’s doing it
This bloke was ordered from the pool for pissing in the water.”That’s ridiculous!” he...
Flying!
Q: Why did the blond jump off the bridge?A: To see if her maxipad...
How to give your Cat a Pill.
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm...