Murphy’s Laws on Sex
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COMMAND REDUCTION OF ARMY PERSONNEL ( C.R.A.P. )
As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size...
Blonde on computer
How can you tell that your blonde secretary has been typing on your computer?White-out...
Tiger Woods vs. Stevie Wonder!
At a celebrity party, Stevie Wonder meets golf champ Tiger Woods and mentions that...
Strategy
The middle aged secretary had never been married and had had enuff of work,...
Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess…
Q: What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess with a...
Congress Reduces Solar System
A Press Release -WASHINGTON D.C. The House Appropriations subcommittee on NASA oversight, in another...
Following a bitter divorce…
Following a bitter divorce a husband saw his wife at a party and sneered,...
You might be a redneck if…deer head
Your mounted deer head sports a baseball cap and sunglasses.