Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
Bill Clinton in Hell
Bill Clinton dies and goes to hell. Satan is giving him a VIP tour,...
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
Short gender joke
|What is the thinnest book in the world?What men know about women!
Apologetic Spouse
Mrs. Riley, you say you divorced your husband 6 years ago, but you have...
3 Old-Timers…
Three men were discussing aging on the steps of the nursing home.”Sixty is the...
Punctuation marks
An English professor wrote the words, “woman without her man is a savage” on...
Better Late Than Never?……..
Ninety-four-year-old Mrs. Hatcher showed up at her lawyer’s office one Monday morning. “I want...
How gross is that?
Gross is having to tuck your hemorrhoid into your sock so you won’t step...
Two angry neighbors
|Two neighbors had been fighting each other for nigh on four decades. Bob buys...