Worm your way out of that one!
|What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an...
Hop-scotch!
|What do Scottish toads play?Hop-scotch!
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???A kidney...
Will Rogers On Men
How could Will Rogers say, “I never met a man I didn’t like”?He never...
35 People and an Irishman were in a 4 engine jumbo jet…
35 People and an Irishman were in a 4 engine jumbo jet headingover the...
Men Are Like…….
Men are like….Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.Men are like….Bananas. The older...
Bill The Duck
A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, “Gimme a chap...
Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil…
Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil, who explains that the...
The Rabbi wants a raise.
There was a Rabbi whose wife was expecting a baby.The Rabbi went to the...
I have “great” news for you
|The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, “I have...