Next US President
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become...
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together…
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together. They hugged and slapped each...
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night last night?
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night...
Confusion
What’s the difference between a duck?One of it’s legs is both the same.(just say...
Getting what you ask for!
A traveler knocked on the door of the house where a cabdriver had told...
Yes or No
Dr. Dave’s Dental-Chair Discovery: Dentists are incapable of asking questions that require a simple...
How do you know if a lesbian is butch?
How do you know if a lesbian is butch?She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls...
Learning to Cuss
Two little kids, aged six and eight, decide it’s time to learn how to...
Have you heard the one about the…
Have you heard the one about the . . . . . . ....
US Air Force Humor!
“Squawks” are problem listings that pilots generally leave for maintenance crews to fix before...