Tickle Me Elmo
A few weeks before Christmas a very modest lady applied for a job at...
Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil…
Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil, who explains that the...
Giving very odd excuses
|The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One...
He’s Shaky
One woman says to another, “I can’t understand why you haven’t gone to see...
How do old people have oral sex?
How do old people have oral sex? They talk about it.
134 Redneck Warning Signs (Long Joke)
1. You’ve ever cut your grass and found a car.2. You own a home...
Ladies Track
What’s the difference between a womens track team and a tribe of pigmee’s?The pigmee’s...
Army Wisdom
A Purple Heart proves three things: you were smart enough to think of a...
Preventive medicine belief
|Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor.Doctor: Oh, really?Mary: Yes, she tries to...