Pretend You’re A Statue
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
What will you do for golf?
Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation...
Signs That You’re Broke
At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as...
Yankee Doodle history
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Few Men In Heaven
Why do so few men end up in heaven?They never stop to ask for...
37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
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How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team?
How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team? Because all of the mexicans...
A little girl came running into the house crying…
A little girl came running into the house crying and miserable from a small...
The last day working
|”You Know It’s Your Last Day At Work When……”You hand a bank teller an...
Andy is God\’s son
A blonde dies and goes to the pearly gates of heaven to meet Saint...