What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?Fur traders.
Knock knock… Luke
Knock Knock Whos there? Luke Luke who? Look through the keyhole and you will...
A man walks into a doctor office
A man walks into a doctor’s office. He has a cucumber up his nose,...
Beep-beep
The eighty-eight-year-old millionaire married an eighteen-year-old country girl. He was quite content, but after...
If fathers have Father’s Day, and mothers have…
Q: If fathers have Father’s Day, and mothers have Mother’s Day,?.what do single guys...
Fire At 40,000 Feet
While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Smith looked out the...
Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...
A lady from California purchased a piece of timber land…
A lady from California purchased a piece of timber land in Oregon. There was...
Ice Cubes
Q: Why are there no ice cubes in the blonde’s freezer? A: She forgot...
Boomerang
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A stick.