Glass of water.
Do you know why Polish men, when they go to sleep, bring one glass...
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?They wanted 4 clean walls...
A man in a state of excessive inebriation…
A man in a state of excessive inebriation rolled up at a fairground rifle...
Doctor’s Notes 5
While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, “How long have you...
horse
This horse walks in to a bar and asks for a bit to eat!
between a fly and a bird
|What is the difference between a fly and a bird?A bird can fly but...
How do a jewish couple have oral sex?
How do a jewish couple have oral sex?… “SET AT OPPOSITE ENDS OF THE...
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
The Man’s Point System!
THE MAN’S POINTS SYSTEMFor all you guys out there who just can’t figure it...