Three Hymns
One Sunday a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money...
Your Momma
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
What men say & what it
“I’m going fishing.” Really means…”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by...
Redneck Logic
Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should...
Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
You’re hooked if…
It’s time to turn your computer off and read a book when….1. You wake...
Soviet Sausage Joke #1
Capitalism, Socialism, and Communism have a meeting for tea at noon.Capitalism and Communism arrive...
Super Long Classic!
Dear Tech Support:I am writing this letter as a last resort. Last year I...
A Duck walks into a bar…
A Duck walks into a bar. Duck: You got any bread?Barman: No, sorry, we...
When Reaches Orgasm
Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?A1: She drops her nail-file!A2:...