Get a Life
Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhealthy and depressed. Doctor: You should...
From another planet
|NO ZAMBODIANS, PLEASE: Judge Rules Out Prince Mongo’s CostumeMEMPHIS, Tenn. – A judge has...
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
Redneck At The Bar
A bartender was washing glasses one afternoon when an elderly Irishman came in. With...
Body parts
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. On this particular day, the teacher...
Kids and Religion!
A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss...
Man in pub
A man walks into a pub with a neck brace around his neck. He...
“Brrr!”
This guy walks into a pub with a gremlin sitting on his shoulder. He...
Valentines for the Ex!
A man went to the market this last week to buy Valentines’ cards for...