What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?Fur traders.
Want to go into space?
|NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go and...
An airliner was having engine trouble…
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructedthe cabin crew to have...
Stress-Relieving Prayer
Stress-Relieving PrayerLord,Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,The courage to...
Who will you choose?
It is time to elect a world leader and your vote counts.Here’s the scoop...
Counting Sheep
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor....
Good news?
A doctor tells his patient -”I’ve got some good news and I’ve got some...
How many women does…?
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?None, they just sit...
Random Blonde Jokes
How did the blonde try to kill the bird…she threw it off of a...
Nuns
The head nun at the convent says, “I found a pair of men’s underwear...