Men and Parking Spots
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Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff.
If a Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff at the same time,...
Top ten ways to annoy your waiter
|10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.9. Ask, “Excuse me, are you a really...
A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other…
A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other on a longflight...
Good Girls – Bad Girls
Good girls say “thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, “what’s for breakfast?”Good girls...
The Difference Is ..
What’s the difference between a porcupine and the White House?With a porcupine, the pricks...
All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
The fly
The setting is a quiet and serene country stream weaving through the gentle hills...
Equation of earnings
|The EquationEngineers and scientists will never make as much money as business executives. Now...
Mousework!
|What do mice do when they’re at home?Mousework!