Love to Death
A man goes to his doctor for his annual physical complaining of all kinds...
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Three acurate guesses
One of the bachelors in the apartment development sneaked upbehind an older woman, covered...
Asleep at the desk
If you get caught sleeping on the job, here’s some quick excuses!It’s okay…I’m still...
How did he look?
A woman went to her shrink because she was having severe problems with her...
Bottle fed baby?
A woman and a baby come into the doctor’s office.She is taken into an...
Forget your daughter…
Well the King’s daughter was into her mid twenties,and the king didn’t want his...
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
Five Most Constipated people in Bible
The five most constipated people in the Bible:1. Cain-who wasn’t able.2. King Solomon-who sat...
Inventions By Blondes
Inventions by Blondes…1. The water-proof towel2. Glow in the dark sunglasses3. Solar powered flashlights...