Wisdom Quotes
Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried. Mae...
What are 3 problems about being an egg?
What are 3 problems about being an egg?You only get laid once, the only...
Ventriliquist
This guy is just starting off his career as a ventriliquist and he’s going...
Tell what happened
|The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car...
On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door…
On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door to speak to...
Why can’t Chinese barbecue?
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue?A: Because the rice falls through the grill
Sisters of Mercy
A man was driving down the highway, and sees a sign saying “, House...
Signs You’re Really Broke
American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!” Your idea of a 7-course...
Gathering chickens
|The farmer’s son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken’s his...
Here kitty kitty kitty
This chick goes to her docter and tells him that she can?t get any...