Dyslexic Pimp
Heard about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a warehouse!
Pick up line
Q.What’s te best pick up line in any state below the Mason-Dixon line? A.Get...
Why lawyers do not play hide-and-seek?
Why don’t lawyers play hide-and-seek?Nobody will look for them.
Duck shopper
A duck walks in to a drug store and asks for a condom.The sales...
Number One Sport
A woman, while touring a small South American country was shown a bullfight. The...
Scared half to death
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Leaving
After an argument with his wife, a man stalked out of the house. He...
Maybe next time.
This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for...
Hooker Progress
Three generations of hookers were sitting around the brothel one dayjust talking about the...
Elephant jokes 13
|Why did the elephant walk on two feet?To give the ants a chance!Why do...