Got A Match
A man walked into a psychiatrist’s office, sat down, took out a pack of...
Goodbye To Mother
A couple were going out for the evening. They’d got ready, all dolled up,...
Silly superstition
“Say, how old are you anyway ?” the reporter asked as theobviously young lass...
How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
What did the egg say to the boiling water?”I just got laid and now...
Replacing lab rats with lawyers
|The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced last week that they were going to...
Half A Brain
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?A: Gifted!
Telegram received from ex-employee
Telegram received from ex-employee:”Fuck you. I quit. Strong message to follow.”
Gathering chickens
|The farmer’s son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken’s his...
You Might Be A College Student:
You Might Be A College Student:If you average 3 hours of sleep a nightIf...