Father
Late one night a car was swerving all over the road. A police officer...
Window Seat
Q: Why didn’t the blonde want a window seat on the plane?A1: She’d just...
Stupid people fearing
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
Grenade pin
What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like...
Shipwrecked Saga -Dog and Man
A man and his dog are shipwrecked on a desert island. After exploring the...
Polak Lunch
There are three construction workers on top of a building having lunch. One Italian,...
What do Germans use for birth control?
What do Germans use for birth control?Their personalities!
What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?
What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?SparkySent...
Some police quotes
|”The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them...
Don’t eat and drive!
I was in a car dealership a while ago when a large new motor...