Birth Control
An elderly woman went into the doctor?s office. When the doctor asked why she...
Man and E.T.
What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home.
Packers
Why did the Packers tear up the end zone after a Vikings Game?There was...
Penguin goes into a bar
So ,this penguin goes into a bar and says to the barman “have you...
Lack Of Meat In Poland
A Journalist has to write a story on the lack of meat in Poland....
A Microsoft Christmas
|NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire...
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
The definition of amnesia
AMNESIA:Condition that enables a woman who has gone throughlabor to have sex again.
Dear God (Christmas)
Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He...
Change In Fashion
This man is at work one day when he notices that his male co-...