Mom’s Dictionary
Amnesia: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to become romantic...
NOTICE:
To make things easier for all of us, please notice this Important Notice About...
Did you hear about the welfare doll?
Did you hear about the welfare doll?You wind it up and it doesn’t work.
Conflict of Interest
Having lawyers create laws is like have doctors create diseases!
A peasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull…
A pheasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull. “I would love...
Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Bad Breath
You’re breath’s so stinky I don’t know whether I should give you a breath...
Psychiatrist Definitions
Psychiatrist:1) Mind-sweeper.2) Someone who asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for...
TGIF On Shoes
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?A: Toes Go In First.
Question and answer jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?A: You can’t get...