yo momma’s SO fat….
yo momma’s so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out...
Seagulls
Why do seagulls live by the sea?Because if they lived by the bay, they...
how much of that stack
|”And how much of that stack of hay did you steal, Kavanaugh?” the priest...
Marry Farmer Jones
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
Reward these soldiers for their work
|A British General had sent some of his men off to fight for their...
A game of animal football
|The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had an idea. “I know a really...
Who Says Men Don’t Remember Anniversaries
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in...
I just needed to use your car
|After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car...
You might be a redneck if…mama
Your mother does not remove the marlboro from her lips before telling the state...
Mexican is at border
|A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by...