Ms. Piggy Counts
Q: Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70?A: Because she has a frog in...
Mice cubes!
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Sex in a Marriage
There are four kinds of sex involved in a marriage.The first is Smurf Sex…...
Obscene Phone Calls.
Dave was a bit of a nut who enjoyed making obscene phone calls.His biggest...
Stupid Insults 12/31
Has all her bricks, but no cement holding them together. Has an inferiority complex,...
Stupid Insults 11/31
Gets his orders from another planet. Gets hypnotized on the de-spun section. Gets parity...
Famous Quotes
One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a novel way to motivateher class....
This guy was driving down the highway…
This guy was driving down the highway and was pulled overby the cops. The...
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador…
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador turned to the Japanese ambassador and whispered,...
Iraqi tv-guide
Iraqi TV Guide MONDAY8:00 Husseinfeld8:30 Mad About Everything9:00 Suddenly Sanctions9:30 Allah McBealTUESDAY8:00 Wheel of...