Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...
Having a baby
There were three ladies at the obstetrician’s office, waiting to see what their results...
What do you call a brunette between two blondes?
What do you call a brunette between two blondes?Translator.
Who are Sven War, Ollie Famine, Piter Pestilence, and Jergi Death?
Q: Who are Sven War, Ollie Famine, Piter Pestilence, and Jergi Death?A: The four...
Why do men die before their wives?
Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to.
baseball vs law
What is the difference between baseball and law?In baseball, if you’re caught stealing, you’re...
A Son’s Love
An old man lived alone in Ireland. He wanted to dig his potato garden,...
New Drug
Did you here about the pharmaceutical company?They developed a new drug that, when administered...
Where do frogs keep their money?
|Where do frogs keep their money?In a river bank!
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar…
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, “Boy,...