CHICKEN
Q:Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?A: because he was a “chicken”.
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school…
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school.After fifteen minutes speaking he...
Texan Buys Spread
A loud American, looking for properties to buy out in Australia is in the...
How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?
Q: How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?A: They put parking meters on...
No cookies for Grandpa.
A boy goes on a fishing trip with his grandpa. They install themselves on...
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus…
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says “I’ll bet...
Cannibal and Clown
Q: What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal while eating the clown?A:...
Others Before Me?
The morning after an all-night honeymoon extravaganza in bed, the newlywed wife snuggles up...
Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
Illinois Crazy Law
The English language is not to be spoken. You may be arrested for vagrancy...