Favorite Wine
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine?A: “Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!”
We go bear hunting
|Two Polish hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting. They came...
Homeschooling kids
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
I Want Some Milk
|Gloria the blonde once heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left...
How to speak Southern
|WORLD FAMOUS SOUTHERN TALKBECOME A NATIVE SOUTHERNERHow to talk native SOUTHERN in one easy...
A bad day
There’s this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.He stays...
What is Green, Slimy…
What is Green, Slimy, and Smells like Pork?Kermit’s Dick
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
Saving the Oppossum!
Late one night a couple is driving down a country highway and run over...
Be afraid if you annoy this husband
|A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy...