A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”
Drinking on the job!
Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics...
cornflakes
Two twins returned home each with a letter from there teachers explaining they had...
Our Peak Mental Activity
The years of peak mental activity are surely between age four and18.At four, we...
New Computer Virus
Did you hear about the new computer virus?It’s called the “Lorena Bobbit Virus”.Apparently, it...
Why are there so many Jones’s in the phone book?
Why are there so many Jones’s in the phone book? Because they all have...
Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
A Blonde Kidnapper
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
Be nice to your kids
Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.
A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night…
A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night, the farmer feeling...