New scientific theories II
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Why don’t witches wear panties?
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The 3 Priests (classic)
There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go home to...
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How can you tell if a blonde stuffs her bra? They’ll be square because...
Top twenty things to do at a drivethru
Drive through the drive thru in reverse and let your passenger order. Ask prices...
Welcome to Hell…
One day, a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing...
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed…
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed, “I heard you died.”"But you see I’m...
But I’m not a Giants Fan…
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a...
Black guy and a Puerto Rican…
A black guy and a puerto rican guy are both in a car…who’s driving?A...