50 WAYS TO CONFUSE, WORRY, OR JUST SCARE THE PEOPLE IN THE COMPUTER LAB
1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face...
Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...
Ice Cubes
Q: Why are there no ice cubes in the blonde’s freezer? A: She forgot...
The 3 Guys in a Plane
There were 3 guys in a plane. The plane was about to crash.They each...
Got No Ears
There was this man who was in a horrible accident, and was injured. But...
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says…
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...
Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
Very expensive Barbie Doll!
A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter’s...
WARNING: These are RUDE.
Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?A. Ask your mother.Q. How do you...
A young female teacher was giving an assignment…
A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her Grade 6 class one...