A wise choice
The following is a courtroom exchange between a defense attorneyand a farmer with a...
Tire Tread Marks
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?A: From crawling...
The new priest gets drunk!
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak....
Redneck on a Computer
10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.8....
The organization is like a tree full of monkeys…
The organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on differentlimbs at different...
Newly issued alcohol warnings
|The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all...
You might be from a small town if:
1. You can name everyone you graduated with2. You get a whiff of manure...
Insult Collection #9
You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning....
Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?One is made of plastic...
They have webbed feet!
|Why are spiders good swimmers?They have webbed feet!