Bullfrog Does Oral Sex
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A Jewish Mother
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I\’m George Washington
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Top 50+ Geek T-Shirt slogans
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My Car Is Shtolen!
An Irishman walks out of a pub, stumbling back and forth with a key...
Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
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The Procrastinator’s Creed.
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