Bill The Duck
A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, “Gimme a chap...
Hilarious Sports Quotes!
New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season: “I want...
Under The Truck
A middle-aged businessman took a young woman half his age as his wife. The...
Do you already have a child?
|During the wedding ceremony, when the minister/preacher/priest comes to the part about, “If anyone...
Elephants IX
Every nation has to write a book about the Elephant:The French book – The...
Keeps Her Youth
How does an older woman keep her youth?By giving him money!
This tells me that I must be drunk
|A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into...
Supermarket Cart
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a supermarket cart?A: The supermarket cart...
Jonah and the Whale.
A lady on an airliner was reading her bible. The man sitting next to...
An old woman came into her doctors office
An old woman came into her doctor’s office and confessed to an embarrassingproblem. “I...