Corporate lingo list
|Here’s a little clarification of corporate lingo. COMPETITIVE SALARY:We remain competitive by paying less...
Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...
Curly Toes
Bert met Flo in a bar one night and began buying her drinks. They...
Waking Grumpy
Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you’ve been waking up...
Signs Christmas Has Become To Commercial
You don’t recall that line from It’s A Wonderful Life saying, “Every time a...
Do you already have a child?
|During the wedding ceremony, when the minister/preacher/priest comes to the part about, “If anyone...
Dog with one eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said “Look at...
I live in the flat above Paddy
|A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, “What’s your...
tadpole feel lonely
|Why did the tadpole feel lonely?Because he was newt to the area!
Tuns of Puns! Part I
Did you hear about the butcher who accidentally backed into the meat grinder? He...