Bonds mature!
|What is the difference between men and government bonds?Bonds mature!
BAAAAH!
Once there was this brunette who was driving her corvette with the wind in...
Irish case of assault and battery
|In hearing an Irish case of assault and battery, counsel, in cross examining one...
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?Wave at him.
Innuendo
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository.
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?The mosquito stops sucking after you...
Testing a new recruit
|Police Chief: As a recruit, you’ll be faced with some difficult issues. What would...
White House
Why is the White House called the White House?Answer: Sperm ain’t purple!
Who signed the Declaration of Independence?
A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. “Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?” He...
The dinner guests!
A Jewish family invited their Redneck neighbors over for holiday dinner. The first course...