Make Me A Newfie
An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie (ie. a Newfoundlander). He went to a...
Troubles getting into heaven
Three Muslims died and went to Heaven. When they approached the gate, St. Peter...
Short Christmas Jokes
|What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?It’s Christmas, Eve ! How...
Top Ten Things To Do While Giving Blood
by : Tina Mancuso and Paul Coen 10. Watch the bag fill. 9. Hyperventilate....
Apologizing to China
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse…
A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse. He got out and knocked at...
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake…
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:”You are...
Helping the Doc!
An old country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby....
SAT score decay
SAT score decayAs we all know SAT scores have been on the decline for...
A chinese detective
A man suspected his wife was cheating on him, so whenhe left town, he...