Men Like BMWs
Why do men like BMWs?They can spell it.
A painful adjustment
Adjusting to marriage sometimes poses some unexpected problems. But when I came upon a...
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man…
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his...
Last supper – last words.
What were Jesus’ last words at the last supper?”Ok, all you guys who want...
Curing a Cough
The owner of a drugstore arrives at work to find a man leaning heavily...
Lawyer: Send Me
NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go, but...
Little Johnny at the neighbors…
Little Johnny ‘s next door neighbors had a baby.Unfortunately, the little baby was born...
What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes?
Q. What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes ?A. Slow natives.
Political Speech Goofs
“I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job”–George Bush,...
One for dirty minds!
The Gutter-Mind Test!1). What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means...