The Pearly Gates Computer
A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds that St. Peter is not...
Polak, Italian and Mafia
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...
Puns by the Pound!
Q: what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?A: Hold on to your...
And God Created Woman
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
New scientific theories II
New scientific theories3rd RunnerUp- Communist China is technologically underdevelopedbecause they have no alphabet. The...
A couple was delighted when finally their long wait to adopt…
A couple was delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby came...
Twenty men die and go to heaven…
Twenty men die and go to heaven. When they arrive they are toldto seperate...
Dog washing
A young boy, about eight years old, walks into the localgrocery store and picks...
3 Wishes
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island. For years,...
Mickey: No Divorce From Minnie
The judge said to Mickey “I can not grant you a divorce from Minney,...