Girls and Hockey
Why can’t girls play hockey?Because they have to change their pads every period!
Mother In Law Misses Train
A mother-in-law visits her son-in-law before leaving for a trip. They are sipping coffee...
New Viruses on the loose!
Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB and then slowly...
Xmas Tree and Priest Alike
How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?They both have ornamental balls.
The 3 little pigs.
Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night.The waiter comes and takes their...
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional…
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional. After not hearing anything for a while...
What is your date of birth?
Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.
Phone Sex With Yo Moms
Yo mamma’s so nasty, I was havin phone sex with her and I got...
Men are like…
Men are like…Men are like animals: messy, insensitive andpotentially violent, but they make great...
A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man…
A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man.He says to her, “What’s...