True Lawyer Statements
Amazing and true lawyer statements. Lawyers typically aren?t funny ? unless by accident. Case...
Bear on a Rampage
Two campers were hiking in the forest when all of a sudden a bear...
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
The Lettuce Joke
What did the salad say when the cabbage interrupted their meal? Lettuce alone!
An old occupation
|What happens when people of different occupations get old.- Old accountants never die, they...
Constipation Remedy
A Bama Graduate was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositories.A week later...
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
Have to
A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his best...
200 Midgets
The flight was coming into Dallas when a combination of mechanical errors and unstable...
Three vampires go to a bar
|Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress...