Memory Pills
Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory? Patient:...
Two Quickies.
Q: What’s long, black, and never ends?A: The unemployment line!Q: What can’t you give...
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says…
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, “My wife isn’t as much fun...
Ever Wonder?
Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I’m halfway through my fish sandwich...
One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf…
One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf.But he couldn’t, since it was...
Family sex
TO MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to...
An old man goes into the Social Security Office…
An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application....
A real dilemma
I have this friend who has a real dilemma. His wife won’t give him...
Top 10 signs Santa doesn\\\\\\\’t like your kid.
Top 10 signs Santa doesn’t like your kid:10. Kid’s letter to North Pole comes...