To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding through…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding through one of the manycanyons when suddenly...
Said in court
These are things that people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What...
Why Legs?
Q: Why do blondes have legs? A1: So they don’t get stuck to the...
Light bulb
How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?a: What’s a...
The Pope and the Rams
What do the Pope and the Rams both appearing in the St. Louis Trans...
They where playing for the cup
|Why were the flies playing football in saucer?They where playing for the cup!
Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...
Preganat wife? Avoid these!
Top 17 fatal things to say if your wife is pregnant:17. “I finished the...
The Preist and the Nun
A priest and a Nun were lost in the desert, riding on a camel....