What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
The doctor said to the housewife…
The doctor said to the housewife,”I’ve got good news and I’ve got bad news.The...
Iowa Taxidermist in Alabama
This guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a white wine. Everybody...
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners…
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners. The Lamaze class was...
Surgeon Preference
Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work.The first said,...
Innuendo
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository.
Ten Dollar Flight
Stumpy Grider and his Wife Martha were from Portland, Maine. Every year they went...
Newlyweds
This couple just got married and was spending their honeymoon at a secluded campgrounds...
The three wise men are out for a stroll when…
The three wise men are out for a stroll when they come across a...
Proffessional Terms
The pro quarterback was petitioning the court to have his recent marriage annulled. “On...