Upmanship
An Australian, a Frenchman and an Italian are talking about married life.Italian: When I...
Dwayne
Knock Knock! Who’s There? Dwayne. Dwayne Who? Dwayne The Bathtub and I’m Dwowning!
Death becomes nerd
A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops in a bar for...
yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.
How many Polish people does it take to milk a cow?
How many polish people does it take to milk a cow?9, four to hold...
Clueless
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ida Ida who? Ida know.
Sibling Stories
From Matt Groening’s “Big Book Of Hell”, here are: ‘Lies My Older Brother And...
A man answers the phone and has the following…
A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: “Yes, mother, I’ve had...
Polak With Chainsaw
A Polak is looking to buy a saw to cut down some trees in...
A cowboy along with his horse and dog are captured late one…
A cowboy along with his horse and dog are captured late oneafternoon by hostile...