yo mama is so fat.. neck
Yo mama is so fat, that the back of her neck looks like a...
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional…
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional. After not hearing anything for a while...
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in Spring training.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Q. What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree ?A. Hold on to...
Johnny gets his license.
Johnny had just received his brand new drivers license. The family goes out to...
What should they say?
Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an...
Beer, eh
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his...
Inlaw/Outlaw Difference
What is the difference between inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted! or You can...
What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?
What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?An Iraqi.
Siamese Twins in England
Why did the Siamese twins move to England?So the other one could drive.