Short Christmas Jokes
|What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?It’s Christmas, Eve ! How...
Half a year to live
|A woman hears from her doctor that she has only half a year to...
Three people were standing on the Titanic…
Three people were standing on the Titanic, An American, a Brit and an belgian....
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger
French horn jokes
|Q: What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a...
Pathetic lawsuits
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Dr. Seuss Episode of ER
IF DR SEUSS WROTE AN EPISODE OF ER – -Kerry: Now Mark, I think...
Chemical Properties of Woman
Element: WomanSymbol: WoAtomic Weight: Accepted as 118, but known to vary 105-175.Discoverer: AdamOccurrence: Copious...
Painting Contractor
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In thefirst room...
A brief declaration
A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs.The Customs official says, “Have you got...