Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test…
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test. Thedoctor says to...
A Blonde and a Waitress
A blonde walks into a restaurant to get some lunch, and while she’s deciding...
There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house…
There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house this one...
Really, really rude!
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Chimney Cricket!
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I’d Love To But…
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“Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questionedhis client. “Tell me...