Sex With Gorilla
A certain zoo had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few...
Your\’re What?
A recent survey shows that the commonest form of marriage proposal these days consists...
Got Any Grapes?
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender, confused,...
Russian War College
At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the...
Don’t say this to a cop
|The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you...
Cat jokes 09
|Q: What does a lion brush his mane with?A: A catacomb!Q: What noise does...
This vet must belong to an HMO!
A man rushed into the veterinarian’s office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet...
Put-Downs
Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I...
Under The Truck
A middle-aged businessman took a young woman half his age as his wife. The...
Keeps Her Youth
How does an older woman keep her youth?By giving him money!