The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
The Blind Sky Diver
A blind man was describing his favorite sport – parachuting.When asked how this was...
Who will you choose?
It is time to elect a world leader and your vote counts.Here’s the scoop...
A croakus!
|What’s a frogs favorite flower?A croakus!
John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling…
John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling. The pastor gets up and...
The Road Runner
The Roadrunner was feeling very amorous one day, and since there were no other...
Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?A: He didn’t get...
A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other…
A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other on a longflight...
Doctor Bumblings!
Actual writings on hospital charts by Doctors:1. She has no rigors or shaking chills...
Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If…
Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and...